am-books Chapter 408
Chapter 408
Day 95 – Evening, White Weirdo Inn Yesterday started with a sexy mini-dress cabaret, and ended with miniskirted maid girls. Yes, that 『Absolute territory』 truly was the pinnacle of absoluteness, the ultimate thighs of ultimate supremacy!
And then this morning, it were mini-china dresses right away! I was overwhelmed by the dazzling display of bare legs, but… that was very good indeed!!
Serenity unshaken, composure unbroken, calm as still water. There is nothing left in this world that can frighten me. The absolute confidence born from seeing it all, and etching it into my very soul. My resolve is like a clear mirror, undisturbed, and yet, upon returning to the inn, I found myself in rabbit paradise. Bunnypocalypse of shock and awe!
「「「Welcome back! Did you clear the dungeon~?」」」
The tight glossy bunny suits that emphasized and exposed the figures, leaving bare shoulders, backs, and limbs on full display. Beautiful long legs in fishnet stockings, round butts with fluffy little white tails that wagged from side to side as if inviting to come closer… It’s a trap! My hand almost reached out before I caught myself, this is a sweet trap for a Highschool Boy! If I touch that, it’s straight to the police and a critical hit to my Affection Rating! The Bunny Trap!
「Welcome back~ Here, have a drink~ ❤」
Damn it, now a tuxedo bunny-san appeared. They’re bouncing. They’re bouncing so hard they might just jump out. That generous bust is being squeezed to the limit in a half-cup top, practically shouting 『Hello!』 and 『Nice to meet you~!』 They’re looking right at me? Boing boing?
Attack Defend Pat Grope
WAIT NOOOO!! Number 4 is off-limits! That’s the trap hidden in the cleavage! But 3 is also a trap, the soft curves of that bunny-suit-clad butt are way too tempting. That just high-leg cut and those dangerously suggestive lines! Then I should go with 1 and attack… Wait, I can’t fight them, okay?! Hey, tentacle-san, stand down, place.
Yes, there’s no other choice but 2, Defense, but I’m up against defense-piercing Charm attacks. Such an outrageous bunny festival! If we opened a casino, people wouldn’t even gamble, they’d just stare at the bunny girls all day! Yeah, no one would give a damn about slots!
「W-w-w-why are y-y-you in b-b-b-bunny suits, what the heck’s going on DA-YO?! Like, are you doing a cheer squad thing with your HaY, HaY, Ho! And, wait, wait, WAIT, you’re too close! You’re touching me, Da-Yo! SAY? YO! Look, I already gave you your nun outfits, okay?! Hey? The weapon upgrades are still in progress, so to say, so just wait, okay?! Check it out? Not what I meant, but you get it?」
It’s a suffocating wall of squishy softness in all directions, like a bodypile from heavens. But when they gradually get closer, the softness becomes more vivid. These bunnies are dangerous. Anyone chasing bunny girls around the mountains like this should be reported. Extremely inappropriate. When I lowered my gaze, between two round things was a deep valley tunnel, and beyond it… was Heaven. An scandalous valley, surrounded by bursting twin peaks that looked like a prime sightseeing spot where everything might just pop out at any moment!
「Yeah, so this is our little way of saying thank you?」
「Right, just a token of our appreciation.」
「There was a leak that you are into bunny girls??」
「And by the way, there’s no need for all the stuttering, weird groove talk, or whatever those mysterious hand signs are supposed to be, okay?」
The cute little butts thrust in my direction are swaying side to side saying something. No, butts can’t talk, but the fluffy white tails are wiggling! All around me are high school girls with their rebellious bodies practically bursting out of the tiny bunny suits. My eyes had nowhere safe to look. It was a full 360-degree quagmire of temptation? I’m seeing so much that I’m troubled for what to do? Kind of?
「Now, now~ Take a seat, relax~」
「Okay~ Good work today. Let’s get that gear off.」
「You’re really stiff, huh? You must be so tired~ Here, let me knead those shoulders~」
「「「Rub-rub, Rub-rub, Boing-Boin, Rub-rub……」」」
Wait, wasn’t there something mixed in there that wasn’t a massage? Just for a second? Did something touch me? Maybe it’s just my imagination. Maybe I’m just tired. While I was stopping by the general store and the weapons shop to spend every last coin I had, the Armored Pres-san and Dancing Girl came back ahead of me, and now they’re bunny girls too! They’re totally in on it! I bet they ratted me out for the self-inflicted damage in the dungeon!
And now, with no sleep since yesterday, exhaustion from the damage taken in the dungeon, bunny massages, stimulating sights, all combining in a swirl of drowsiness. The fishnet-clad thighs are also swirling in circles before my eyes. Crap. Was I actually really tired?
「Ahhh… I thought it was juice, but it was actually alcohol, oh nooo~ (monotone)」
「「「Whaaaaat?! (monotone)」」」
「Oh no, I gave him something terrible to drink! What should we doooo~ (monotone)」
I’d been too distracted by the bunny girls to appraise the drink, it was sweet, but apparently alcoholic. Highschool Boy underage drinking incident. But in this world, there’s no legal drinking age, and apparently not drinking by fifteen is weirder than drinking. Still, this dizziness, wait, am I drunk and not just tired?
「Here you go, something you wake you up (alcohol) ♥」
「Yep yep, chug it down~ ♥」
「「「Oooooh~! Okay, and another one~ ♥」」」
I thought the dizziness was bunny-related, but turns out it was alcohol all along~? Fwaaah, I’m being kneaded all over and feel totally boneless. My brain’s too foggy to focus. The bunny girls gave me something to drink and it turned out to be booze, maybe that’s only natural in this world? Ughhh, I can’t tell if I feel amazing or just sluggish. I think something suspicious is happening that I should be concerned about, but I can’t figure it out… I can’t even see… Wait, when did my eyelids fall shut? If I pick them up, will they stick back on? Maybe?
(*Flop, thud*)
…………………
(Is he asleep?) (Yeah, he’s breathing softly.) (Looks like the bunny strategy was a success.) (The maid outfits and the china dresses were pretty effective too, though?) (Well, good thing he’s a lightweight when it comes to alcohol~) (Yeah, and lucky it didn’t get 『Resisted』) (He’s covered in bruises…) (Severe internal bleeding from ruptured blood vessels, and torn muscles.) (To let it get this bad…) (But even after 『Regenerating』 it’s still like this…) (Humans aren’t supposed to 『Regenerate』 That just means his body is being chronically destroyed… That’s not good.) (We’ll use 『Healing』 and 『Recovery』 so you girls give him a massage too~) ((((Leave it to us!)))) (Steamed towels are ready~) ((((gulp)))) *wipe wipe, rub rub, wipe wipe, rub rub, pat pat…*
I had a dream. I hadn’t had one in ages, but I knew it was a dream even while I was in it. A dream that felt nostalgic, yet completely unfamiliar. It was me, but not me I knew. And for some reason, it made me cry, so much I couldn’t stop.
When I woke up, I was lying in a room, covered with a blanket, wearing nothing but a pair of boxers… All the bruises on my body were gone, my skin was completely clean.
If anyone could heal me to this extent, it’d have to be either Vice-Pres B or Sister Girl. Looks like they saw my broken-down body… Wait, wasn’t I practically naked? Ahh, best not to think about it, and it’s probably just my imagination. I’ll just add it to muddled memories and leave it at that. But wait a minute, weren’t I wearing black boxers this morning? Leopard print? No, I had one of those made once, but I was too embarrassed to wear it and stuffed it in a drawer… Leopard print? Nope, nope, it’s definitely just my imagination, I probably remember it wrong, and it’s absolutely, positively better not to think about this at all. No. Nope.
「Good morning. Did, you, sleep… well? Everyone, was, really worried, about you?」
「Healing complete. You pushed too far. Everyone helped, take care of you.」