am-books Chapter 33: Sexy milf teacher!
Chapter 33: Sexy milf teacher!
Chapter 33: Sexy milf teacher!
Hugo sat there, dumbfounded, staring at the system notification in front of him like his eyes were playing pranks on him:
[Evaluation: Target is a 9!]
His brain froze.
He blinked, stared at the message again, and then slowly turned to look at the Loli sitting beside him.
"Wait, what?" he muttered under his breath, squinting at her. She was wrapped up in a giant, baggy hoodie, the hood pulled over her head with a Mickey Mouse beanie perched on top.
She looked like she was also hiding a secret and didn't want anyone to notice. Hugo contemplated if he had heard any rumors about an Ass Phoenix...
After concluding that he was still the only one in the Ass lineage, he studied her even more closely.
Her face was barely visible beneath all the layers, and she had this sour expression like she'd rather be anywhere else than in this classroom.
She was cute, sure, but a nine? That couldn't be right.
Hugo blinked hard, his brain going into overdrive. 'A nine? This... this has to be a glitch, right?'
Based on how harsh the system had judged other ladies, especially Lisa, Hugo couldn't wrap his mind around how this girl could be a nine.
Nine was literally goddess level! The kind that have lived for 10,000 years and are still virgins somehow because the protagonist would be the one to deflower them.
It doesn't matter even if he is 10,000 years younger...
He gave her another once-over, squinting like he was trying to solve a math problem. 'She's a six at best! I mean... her eyes are kinda big... but maybe the system's bugging out. Or... oh no...'
His imagination immediately went wild. 'Is she secretly some immortal beauty from a higher realm, hiding her true form in this tiny Loli body?!' Hugo gulped, his eyes widening as he entertained the insane possibility.
'Oh God, what if she's here to test us mortals? Should I bow? Or maybe pretend I didn't see through her disguise?'
Before he could spiral further into his madness, the classroom door creaked open. A hush fell over the room. All heads turned.
And in walked her.
'My God!' Hugo's inner voice screamed. 'Is this... a reward for surviving high school? What is this heavenly sight?'
The Loli shot him another nasty glare, practically baring her teeth in frustration. 'This idiot... he's hopeless.'
The teacher finally straightened up and turned to the board, her back to the class. She started writing something, but Hugo's brain wasn't computing anymore. He was lost in his own lewd, delusional world.
It wasn't until she finished writing the words "TEST" in bold letters that reality slapped him across the face.
"Test?" he muttered, suddenly feeling the sharp, icy sting of fear. 'Oh no, no, no... I wasn't ready for this...'
What did she mean by a test? And she decided to just spring it up unannounced?
Where was this? Harvard?
Pfffffttttt.
And then it happened. His body betrayed him.
A fear fart.
It slipped out silently, like a ninja in the night, but Hugo panicked anyway. His eyes darted around the room, praying no one would notice.
After seeing that no one had triangulated the sound to his anus, he finally relaxed a little.
'Thank God it was silent...'
But just as he was about to breathe a sigh of relief, the system's voice chimed in sounding like a demonic imp from the gates of hell:
[Ding! System challenge issued. Objective: Score an A on this test. Reward: One stat point.]
Hugo's eyes widened, his heart sinking into his stomach. 'Score an A?!' He looked up at the board, where the teacher was now drawing up equations like they were ancient hieroglyphs.
His brain flatlined.
'I'm screwed...'