Supreme Casanova: Ultimate Harem System

Chapter 68 I'm Thorough Like That. (R18)

Hugo stood there in the shower with Lisa, his brain oscillating between complete shutdown and full-blown fireworks.

Their eyes locked, the steam swirling around them like a scene straight out of a romance movie—if romance movies starred socially awkward dudes who had no idea what to do next.

His heart was beating faster than a drum solo at a rock concert, but he refused to let it show. 'Come on, Hugo. Play it cool. Don't freak out.'

He quickly activated the Aura of Zen—just two seconds of magical calm to keep himself from blurting out something like, "Hi, nice weather we're having... in this shower." On the outside, he looked calm and collected. On the inside, though? Full-on panic mode.

Her delicious body was so close. Like, so close. They were basically two bread rolls fresh out of the oven, and Hugo had no idea how he wasn't already fainting.

The warmth radiating off her skin, the way her wet hair clung to her shoulders—it was all too much.

Then it happened. Lisa's gaze dropped downward, and her eyes locked onto it.

"Wow..." she said, her voice low and a little breathless. Then, in Spanish, she added, "Estás bien dotado." (1)

It took Hugo a second to process that. His Spanish wasn't too great, but he knew enough to recognise a compliment when it smacked him in the ego.

'Well-endowed.'

She said he was well-endowed. She. Said. That!

If Hugo's pride were a balloon, it had just inflated to the size of a small planet.

'That's right,' he thought smugly. 'The stats points don't lie. This is what peak system optimisation looks like.'

He nearly burst into laughter at the idea of titling a memoir: From Zero to Hero: The Pill-Boosted Journey of Hugo the Hung.

"Muchas gracias," Hugo replied, trying to sound suave as he dredged up his limited Spanish skills. Then, with a cocky grin, he added, "Tengo... uh... muchas más sorpresas para ti." (2) (3)

Lisa's cheeks turned a rosy pink, and she bit her lip to hide a smile. Mission accomplished. He was officially the smoothest man alive. Or so he thought.

She turned around to switch the shower on, giving Hugo a moment to fully appreciate the view. And what a view it was.

Her hips were wide, curving like they were drawn by an artist who got paid by the hour. Her backside was... majestic.

Thick, round, and enough to make Hugo feel like he'd just uncovered a national treasure.

But the pièce de résistance? The tattoo of a motorbike tire on her waist. Hugo blinked at it, trying to figure out its story.

'Is she in a biker gang? Did she get run over once and decided to commemorate it? Is it... symbolic?' He had so many questions.

He stared at her, completely lost in thought, until the shower's water suddenly sprayed him right in the face.

Spluttering, he wiped his face and caught her smirking at him over her shoulder.

"Disfrutaste el espectáculo?" she teased, her tone dripping with playful sarcasm. (4)

The loofah glided over her long, smooth thighs, and Hugo could feel the heat rising in his face as he realised just how close he was to... 'Well, everything.'

He focused on her calves, scrubbing a little too vigorously now out of nervous energy, and almost lost his balance.

'Stay cool, stay cool. Don't slip. The last thing you need is to faceplant into her butt. Or the best thing...'

Standing up again, Hugo took a deep breath. The shower's spray splashed against both of them, mixing with the soapy suds as they ran down her body in rivulets.

Lisa turned her head slightly, her hair damp and framing her flushed face. She gave him a sly smile. "Enjoying yourself there, champ?"

Hugo grinned back, his confidence swelling again. "Just making sure every inch is sparkling clean. I'm thorough like that."

Lisa just laughed softly, her body shifting ever so slightly closer.

Hugo's heart raced. 'Okay, buddy, time for Phase Two... but what the hell IS Phase Two?!'

He tried to think of a smooth follow-up, but his brain had officially gone offline, leaving him standing there like a clueless idiot with a soapy loofah in hand.

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Here's what the Spanish lines in the scene mean:

1. "Estás bien dotado."

Translation: "You are well-endowed."

2. "Muchas gracias."

Translation: "Thank you very much."

3. "Tengo muchas más sorpresas para ti."

Translation: "I have many more surprises for you."

4. "Disfrutaste el espectáculo?"

Translation: "Did you enjoy the show?"

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Power stone Goal!

50 PS - 1 Bonus chapter

100 PS - 2 Bonus chapter

200 PS (Quite an achievement as of now) - 3 Bonus chapters.

Castle - 20 Bonus Chapters!