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Chapter 137 Too Many Cock Blocks!
Hugo bounced down the street like a man who had just discovered the meaning of life—and it was written in Lisa's handwriting.
His grin was so big it looked like his face might split in two, and his eyes sparkled as if they'd been polished with diamond dust.
If someone had stopped to ask him why he was so happy, he probably would've twirled them around and sung an off-key love ballad right then and there.
He wasn't just walking; he was practically floating, with a little hop in his step that made it seem like the pavement was spring-loaded just for him.
To an outsider, Hugo's expressions were something else.
His smile was so goofy it could've belonged to a cartoon character who'd just fallen head over heels in love for the first time.
His cheeks were flushed red, and his eyes had that dreamy, far-off look that said, "I'm here physically, but mentally, I'm still reliving the best night of my life."
He looked like a puppy that had been given unlimited belly rubs, or maybe a man who'd found a golden ticket to happiness.
Either way, the people walking past him were giving him plenty of space. Some whispered to each other, "Is he okay?"
Others just crossed the street to avoid whatever contagious joy he was spreading.
And why wouldn't Hugo be this happy? Every time his mind drifted back to what happened with Lisa the night before, a surge of joy exploded inside him.
It wasn't just happiness; it was a fireworks show of emotions, complete with a marching band. He couldn't stop smiling, even if his life depended on it.
But Hugo's journey to this blissful moment? Oh, it was a circus—a long, ridiculous parade of failures, disasters, and moments so cringe-worthy that they could've been filmed for a comedy special.
Hugo's story began on the first day of orientation, a day that should've been normal. But no, Hugo had to go and sneeze and fart at the same time during the Dean's welcome speech.
The sound echoed through the hall like a thunderclap, and the awkward silence that followed was so intense you could've heard a pin drop—if not for the giggles breaking out.
That moment earned him the nickname "Ass Dragon," and it was all downhill from there. He spent the rest of the week hiding behind vending machines, praying for the ground to swallow him whole.
Then, just when he thought things couldn't get worse, a mysterious voice appeared in his head:
Almost.
Just as things were heating up, Sanchez—being Sanchez—fell off the roof and crashed directly into Hugo's moment.
"Timing is everything," Sanchez said later, as Hugo glared at him with murder in his eyes.
From there, Hugo's life became a series of near-misses. A blissful shower and night with Lisa was interrupted by her challenging him to a bike race.
A dating app encounter with Fat Daphne turned into a horror story.
Luna, the yoga instructor, turned out to be more of a menace than a muse, constantly blocking Hugo's attempts to move forward with Jessica, her roommate.
And then there was Lily's truth-or-dare confession—a perfect moment ruined once again by her little brother bursting in like a human alarm clock.
Finally, there was Lisa's bike race. Hugo, desperate to win her over, played dirty—but it worked.
He won, and that victory led to the moment he'd been waiting for: his first real night with Lisa. It was perfect, magical, and worth every single disaster along the way.
As Hugo hopped down the street, reliving every awkward, hilarious, and frustrating moment of his journey, a sudden thought hit him:
My life has too many cock-blocks!
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